I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
I was gonna say that the only way they could have made Steve’s shield more noticeable would be to paint a fucking target on it
But then I realised
That’s the point of a shield though… you want them to hit the middle of the shield not you.