So I get told a friend is bringing “slutty brownies” to my house tomorrow when we hang out…
Then another friend starts making roofie and g-string jokes:
Well as long as there’s no pot i suppose…
And then i find out they’re actually, and i quote:”Wow.I wouldn’t stoop so low. They’re chocolate brownies with oreos and chocolate chip cookies in them!
First of all: I WANT TO TRY THOSE BROWNIES OHMYGOD LIKE RIGHT NOW
Second of all: Why…does that make them slutty?
this is my answer until she tells me why they are slutty…
DO I LOVE YOU OR WHAT
The answer is yes. Yes I do. They will be delicious. Just you wait.