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joshuellle:

i searched up last minute halloween costumes on google and then this came up

and then i was like waht. but then i get itttt noWW ITS A CEILING FAN OMG HAHAHAHAHA

bearslime:

bearslime:

bearslime:

i wonder how many grapes i can eat before i throw up

it takes exactly 127 grapes to make me throw up 

never eat 127 grapes

foxplant:

“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell

the-lone-hunting-detective:

duckiel:

richintheheart:

 

this is far too mesmerizing not to reblog

everything changed when the water tribe attacked

NOW JUST IMAGINE IF WATER WERE FIRE

DRINK A NICE GLASS OF FIRE

LETS GO TO THE BEACH, THE OCEAN IS ROASTY

WATER FOUNTAINS ARE NOW FLAME THROWERS

WATER FUN THO

you know why people are so good at dancing?  becuase they PRACTICE EVERY DAY.  if you pracitce thats how you get good at something.

for instance, im good at sleeping

-my little brother, everyone

hOW DOES ONE GET OFF OF TUMBLR HOW

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER